Thanks for all the feedback on my last post. The consensus seems to be there is no harm in preparation. And forgive me for saying I’m glad I’m not the only one feeling a doomsday scenario coming on. Okay, maybe not doomsday, but I still have all these horrible images in my mind depicted by Dmitry Orlov who is likening the USA to Russia right before its collapse and had plenty to depict what that might (will?) look like for us and what could be done about it. You can read all his comparisons and predictions here. Can we say yikes?!
Justin and I are still discussing it all. We’ve been talking about ways to earn extra money or save money. We are leaning strongly towards getting a piece of land asap, regardless of whether we move there this year or not. At least we’d have it if we needed it. There has been a new twist, thanks in part to Denise and Lisa. Justin has family both in Minnesota and Wisconsin. Family with farms and cows. Family with a long history in the area. Family that are apparently part Hothian (thanks Zeb for the Star Wars reference). Talk about a climate shock. How does a scrawny desert rat survive the bitter cold winter up north? I barely survive it here!
But I digress. It’s still just talk (with occasional meanderings through land sale sites) at this point. We have bigger fish to fry at the moment. Like the money thing. I love to brainstorm, mostly because it leads to more list making. And if you couldn’t tell by looking to your right, I really enjoy my lists. I could create page after page of lists; anything from famous last words (“They couldn’t hit an elephant from this distance.” ~ John B Sedgwick), to how you know you’re from Vegas. I especially love lists that allow me to cross things off, which brings me back to this list and all the things we can probably (and most definitely) nix at the gate. So here goes; our brainstorming session on all the ways we could make money (some tongue-in-cheek, I swear).
We (he or I or both together) could:
- Work on motorcycles or bicycles
- Offer handyman services
- Take any overtime possible (he’s got some tomorrow! yay!)
- Install irrigation and raised beds for others
- Donate sperm (all Justin there)
- Donate other bodily stuffs
- Green people’s homes
- Garden maintenance
- Clean houses (BLEH)
- Sell seedlings and seeds
- Gigolo or call girl
- Photographer
- Rent a room
- Rent out storage space in our home
- Sell extra produce
- Male stripper
- Loctician
- Selling crap vintage finds online
- Selling handmade goods on Etsy
- Mystery Shopper
- Errand Runner
- Professional hitman Who put that in there???
- On-location car washer
- Work at Wal-Mart Who put THAT in there???
- Petcare or pooper scooper
- Childcare (or pooper wiper)
- Medical guinea pig
- Advertising on the blog
- Write a book (my husband has such faith in me!)
- Certified massage and bodyworker (my former life)
So many thoughts on that list, no desire to bore you with them.
Ways to save money are a bit harder. We’re pretty darn frugal as it is. There are few “extras” we have and little we don’t take advantage of: we only shop second-hand; we don’t use credit cards; we meal plan and grocery shop with a list; we use a budget; we take advantage of our library; we drive slow; I’m just incredibly cheap. But we did come up with some ideas on how to save money:
- Cut the (basic) cable
- Cancel the (basic) home phone
- Skip that whole “eating” thing
- Or at least simplify our meals
- Give up beer Nevermind. Not well received.
- Stop eating out completely (or order appetizers and water if we do)
- Become (even more?) fanatical about energy usage
- Become a coupon cutter (eep!)
- Mooch Have dinner with family. Mom?
- Barter garden produce
- Barter other things
- Reevaluate our insurance plans/needs
- Doing yoga at home If he keeps his homebrew…
- Sell the second vehicle
- Refinance the house
- Downsize our living arrangements, if selling is at all possible
There must be things we’re missing in either category. Throw it at me! The more ridiculous, the better!






